politely asking that anyone who comes to my defense not make a supercut of a wide variety of people calling me a huge fucking loser in increasingly funny ways

These losers have no idea how invasive/strict the Olympics testing is. They don’t care about the range and diversity of womanhood/manhood in real life. They have no interest in the opinions of scientists, doctors, or the people themselves. Why pretend they’re anything but morons?

The White Sox are 26.5 games behind Detroit for fourth place in the AL Central. Only 2 other MLB teams are more than 16 games out of FIRST place.

taking an 0-27 team to a state title in 3 years means more to most americans than almost any policy issue

the USA Basketball experience

Been a minute since we’ve seen a 3+ hour ball game! A lovely Wednesday night out💛💙

Some of you are so lacking in self-awareness you don't realize how you look to normal people. Mocking someone with ALS—someone who has been a champion for people suffering from this cruel disease—makes you and your side look like assholes to anyone who's not terminally online

hey man thanks for getting the fantasy draft together. i’m flexible, can basically do whenever as long as it’s not any time during the work week, and i definitely cant do nights, and weekends are kinda tough lately. mornings also arent great, and im really busy in the afternoons.

ok so NYT is just gonna publish this conspiratorial claim without an ounce of skepticism or providing a single shred of evidence. cool.

All 3 phases look awful, Bears are so back

I know I’m not alone

moderator: you have 1 minute trump:

yeah no he did cook with “I have concepts of a plan”

For Concussion Awareness Month, I’m sharing my post-concussion comeback story to raise awareness of the free Concussion Legacy Foundation HelpLine & give hope to folks on their own recovery journey. CLF was founded by my friend Chris Nowinski, Ph.D.. Watch & learn more: classy.org/fundraiser/572…

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welp no context college football

Always keep the receipts ✍️