Oh that is devious. I want to read the review of last night’s Aberdeen show, but that’s how they lure you in…

A warning to other comedians: do not attempt to play the same town as me, on the same night, or I will, via shadowy connections, get your flight delayed. And make fog happen.
But also, go see Omid live, he’s very funny.

Aberdeen, His Majesty’s: Why would you build a theatre out of steak?; leaving Milan to teach 9ft Oil-Mutants; Stop throwing the engineering into the sea and having sex in the old-time car; James Dougal Douglas MacDonald, you get in here now! #youhadtobethere

Isle Of Man, Villa Marina: A brief dissertation on the Nagorno-Karabakh situation; The retro themed garage that only repairs ‘50s cars; Saying “I am the Captain” to the guy on the Liverpool ferry; that’s not a roundabout, it’s a hypnosis spiral. #youhadtobethere

Once again thinking about the tombstone for Ed Harris’s wife in The Rock that refers to her simply as “His wife.”

Lads, you don’t have to just believe everything he tells you. He has previous for making stuff up.

Dear Rhys James, thank you for the £5. Mum says I can spend it on whatever I want.

That’s all folks! “History of Mock The Week” parts 1 and 2 will be on over the next two weeks, but there ends the most funny, energetic, sharp and silly of all the panel shows, I think. Huge thanks to all the comics, and production staff, who joined us and made it great. X

Thanks, champ. And yes, we did both these things.

Yep, we went fancy for the last one. Tonight 10pm. Surprises! Twists! Secrets are finally revealed! Some stuff about Liz Truss!

If we were recording tonight…

We recorded the final Mock the Week last night. Jesus, she can’t even get that right.