'No one wants to wake up next to a Vaper' Seann Walsh gets into the subtleties of bedroom etiquette.

Apology accepted

Well it happened again. We misheard '70s party' for 'Seven teas party' and turned up to the event with seven varieties of Twinings pinned to our body.

🐝🐝🐝 To all those who celebrate 🐝🐝🐝

Watch the video and then check the post time for a little surprise... unless we got it wrong, which is entirely possible, we might have zoned out.

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It's another meaty slice of delicious Richardsons cake tonight at 9pm on Dave, and available right now over on UKTV Play

We've got toppings including Nigel Havers and Amanda Abbington and a filling of purest... err, beef.

Kavos holiday story: Lucy Beaumont style

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Happy World Museum Day. As a TV channel it doesn't have anything to do with us, but we're also British so we thought we'd claim it for ourselves.

Human beings are incredible. They can create masterpieces of music and art using a sponge in their head, and yet they still panic when they realise their phone is in a different pocket to normal.

Joel wore a t-shirt perfect for the occasion.

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You book Dick and Dom, you get bogeys.

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Jon buys a field, and Lucy goes full Wagatha Christie.

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Lucy does a very convincing Surrey accent!

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Mel took mushrooms by mistake after falling in with some druids...

The only time we took mushrooms by mistake was when we forgot to substitute them out for another hash brown. It was a dark day.

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Thinking about the Dave roleplay set and how it only consists of a single hash brown

A riff on a classic scene from Pulp Fiction where Jackie Brown and an inglourious basterd explore four rooms from dusk 'til dawn. Never seen it, not for us.

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We were thinking what Johnny Vegas's nasal stage name could be... Brian Enose, Taylor Sniffed, Tim Nostril*. We nailed it.

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*Tim Wheeler from Ash with 'Wheeler' replaced with 'Nostril'.

The question should be how quickly would you get bored? Obviously never, but here are a couple of serving suggestions to keep things fresh - The Sandwich and The Hash Brown Scone