Electoral Dysfunction heads out on the road for a live tour this September! 🎧 Beth Rigby and Ruth Davidson will be in Glasgow, Liverpool, London, & Salford, with some fabulous guests - and they want YOU to join them! See dates and more info here 👇 aegpresents.co.uk/event/electora…

if i don’t laugh, i’ll cry.

Checked on my guy Shingi earlier, he’s safe and well. He volunteered because it's his patch. Sky’s a responsible employer so he had security and could’ve pulled out whenever he wanted. Journalists like Shingi are very rare and incredibly inspirational. Let’s celebrate him today.

Priti Patel strongly criticises Nigel Farage’s comments on “two-tier policing” — some of the loudest condemnation of Farage from a senior politician so far (via Times Radio)

It feels surreal that this is even allowed by Ofcom.

It’s not the responsibility of Muslim journalists alone to ask questions like this. Only Shehab asked this question. If he didn’t no one else did. I don’t care what your target audience is - British Muslims are part of the audience we all serve. Serve them.

I’m about to be even more insufferable.

i present: my job.

all gaga. all night. tickets @ 10am tomorrow. x

tldr: hbd oomf Beth Axford 🩷

a child has just thrown up all down the stairs on the bus. good morning.

“HAVE YOU EATEN TAYLOR SWIFT’S CAT YET?”

the illegal alien post-surgery, still in prison:

Caught up with the latest episodes yet? No?! Fix that right now 👉🏽linktr.ee/whowatchpodcast The season might be over, but you can now listen to our episodes on The Faceless Ones and The Evil Of The Daleks, to your hearts content! 💙💙 Season Five is coming this October...✨

really proud to have played a small part in this podcast, but big props to Robert Mulhern, Saywah Mahmood, Mark Thompson, and Ashish Joshi - and, ultimately, thank you to Alexis Quinn Unbroken for trusting us with your story.

sadly couldn’t be at the first of our live shows, but was watching from a secret little camera, and honestly got a wee bit emo hearing the cheers for Ruth, Beth Rigby, and Harriet Harman coming out - ED only started six months ago, and it’s *selling out shows*. proper proud 🫡🥺

putting aside how cultish this is, imagine trying to control a goose??? unless it’s uncle waldo, those divas will smack you up.

#MISSING | We are appealing for information to locate MAXINE from CROYDON. She was last seen in THORTON HEATH at around 17:00 on 15th SEPTEMBER 2024 and is believed to be wearing a grey tracksuit. Anyone with information is asked to call 101 quoting CAD5256/15SEP24

Emmy winner Jessica Gunning aka Adipose victim Stacey Campbell and former MP for Swansea East, Siân James!! 🩷🩷 #Emmys2024

let me be gorgeous in peace.