Lamb tastes better anyway.

We did it! 👋🥳🎉🎊🥵

The courts have recently ruled that several states, including California, have unconstitutional restrictions against vanity license plates. Will Nevada be added to the list? I explain why the answer may be yes in my latest for Nevada Independent. thenevadaindependent.com/article/driver…

Asking the important questions. (This column is 1,095 words long, for reference.)

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

HITLER IS A BAG OF WIND

I can just write a column about it -- but maybe you can't (or don't want to)! If that describes you, go talk to Sean.

Happy 30th birthday, Windows Server! You don't look a day over 2022. techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/windows-ser…

My childhood certainly *feels* like it was 22 years ago...

the entire idea of institutions is to create someone to complain to (alternatively, shoot) in response to the various impersonal cruelties the universe creates as a matter of course. the entire objective of bureaucracy is to reduce, e.g., a tornado, to a legible human process.