Happy Easter sweetheart Em, as in Emma 🤟🏼 I love you and can't wait to celebrate many more Easter Sundays with you!! ♥️

Happy 4/20/20 to all my smokers!!

Drew Brees can’t see over the o-line you expect him to see the problems going on in this country?

Mornings like this make me miss BankRoll Fresh.

"ain't fucking with these rap ass niggas cause they cap ass niggas an they raps ain't real"

In highschool I learned chemistry and biology but not how to cope with anxiety..

RIP Hollywood

It's not like we needed any reminder of how shitty our justice system and media conglomerates are, but watching them destroy and bury Richard Jewell is sickening.

.Treasury Department has delivered a payment file to the @FederalReserve for Americans’ Economic Impact Payments. These payments may begin to arrive in some accounts by direct deposit as early as tonight and will continue into next week (1/2)

Wtf the Freak is back?!? #wentworth

Cudi Mula is 🔥🔥 he's next up. #NahFR

Roll something and get the day started. If it aint hitting right, unroll that bitch and twist it again

Thanks to Joe " No questions" Biden. The Taliban went from riding around in beat up Toyotas to riding in humvees and helicopters. But hey at least trump isn't hurting anyone's feelings!

More Rolling, Less Scrolling

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BREAKING - NEW ARRANGEMENT: First Lady Dr. Jill Biden now escorts President Joe Biden off the stage after his remarks in PA. President Biden has been struggling to find his way off the stage during previous remarks. The problem has now been solved. WATCH

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The Colorado Secretary of State says she won’t count the ballots that have Trump’s name on them. Guys, this is APOCALYPTIC. We’ve reached the point where DEMOCRATS are OPENLY ADMITTING they will CHEAT our presidential election! LIKE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! Jena Griswold

there's an infinite number of parallel universes, and yet there is no universe in which using the north staircase in Lumbridge castle is socially acceptable