I know I’m like seven months late but those #SusiStitch videos on TikTok have me in a chokehold. I can’t stop watching. All this heffa wanted to do was give us a pesto recipe. Instead we got a few seasons worth of Dateline episodes.

Drake got bodied by a cutie patootie 😂

My #BlackJobs? Lemme think… - Official Mac & Cheese and Collard Greens Maker for Friendsgiving - former Call Center Employee - 35+ years of Spades experience - Proficient in line dance coordination (stand in place and give a loud 5,6,7,8 to the dance floor)

K. Dot did a concert on Juneteenth and dropped the Not Like Us video on July 4th. He ain't letting either of Drake's ethnicities have their day in peace. 🇺🇲✊🏾😂

Mayor Longo of Slippery Rock...if you've having connection issues, you probably wouldn't respond to them in total synchorinicity with the person that you are supposed to have trouble connecting with.

If there was ever a time for Megan Amram to blow the dust off her Twitter to say that today was the day that Tr—

You better speak on it, Mellie Grant's real-life counterpart! Governor Gretchen Whitmer #Scandal #DNCConvention2024 #HarrisWalz

We ready? #DebateNight2024

Chile...ain't even make it through one rebuttal without scare tactics. #Debate2024

Oooh, got'eem! You talked about audience sizes and reactions. #Debate2024

For fans of the TV show #AtlantaFX, what just happened is exactly what happened in Season 1, Episode 7 ("B.A.N.") when Montague was trying to make people mad at Paper Boi and made the bogus claim that he hates women before the commercial break. #Debate2024

That 'Moms' group text finna be wild tomorrow. #Debate2024

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Say it again. Slowly.

Emily goes to her place of employment every day in Europe. Is that the entirety of the show? Netflix

We watching American Sports Story together? *crickets* Well, fuck it. I'm here and I'mma be tweeting about it the whole time.

For everyone keeping up with the real-life timeline, the shooting of Sherrod happened after a double shooting and a double homicide. Yet...he was free to be gallivanting in Florida to shoot somebody else. #AmericanSportsStory

Ah, of course. Projection from an insecure father with fragile masculinity. That always helps children group up healthy and happy. 🙃 #AmericanSportsStory

Whoa whoa whoa. TWO EPISODES? Y’all coulda premiered this shit at 9:00. People gotta work in the morning. 😒 #AmericanSportsStory.

I kinda forgot that Twitter (if Jack Dorsey ‘nem named it Twitter, imma fucking call it Twitter) was a great place to get the in-depth information on current events. Lemme gone head and see what’chall got on Janice’s son.