What the fuck is wrong with Aaron Roger's hair? He looks like an SNL parody of himself.

I don't care. I don't need a strong opinion about everything.

I was diagnosed with ED at the ED, while being treated for ED while getting ED from ED.

The Billy Joel movie I'm writing.

Because I'm old enough to know you can love people who never won you a championship. Like Andre Tippett and Rico Petricelli. That a hockey team can make your dad cry. That a Celtics Championship is enough to melt a Vietnam Vet.

Ever wonder how Bud Lite makes their beer taste crisp and refreshing? It's leaves and water probably. I don't know. I don't drink beer. I drink water. Which tastes like Bud Lite without leaves in it.

Thoughts?

I'd rather watch people euthanize their sick and elderly pets. At least it's 100% honest.

Thirty years later, Bob’s career was ruined after people found out he was a hair sniffing pervert in the 80s.

Or...and hear me out...maybe she gagging because she's a vampire and I washed my junk in holy water.

French toast sticks.

Doug CANCER Martin is inevitable.

#Censor
#Nadia

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Stop showing the replays. Please.

Congrats to the #DropkickMurphys for their most perfect album ever. Let's fuck up some bitch fascists!!!

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Dude’s the Karen of COD 💀

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Love Tua! Hoping for the best for this cool ass dude.

Florida man braves hurricane to let the world know he wants to fuck Biden.