tokenize the microplastics

I’m going to spend 3k on a date night with one of Ansem’s angels and just sit her down and make her work on shared sequencing the entire time

I have a really good idea that I’m going to share publicly, you can just cite me in the whitepaper: ok basically you’re going to take pumpdotfun and put it inside of Roblox. I really think there’s a big untapped market between ages 6 and 14 right now we haven’t targeted

My boy Haseeb is on his podcast today saying that the domino that kickstarted this favorable regulation was, and I cannot make this shit up, the Polygon BD team.

The man actually said this. Incredible dedication to the bags I actually respect that a lot.

Just so we’re all on the same page, what are we going to tell Wall Street that Ethereum does? just the yield thing or what?

“Everyone is going to want their own chain and build a token-gated moat around their product and silo users off”

Does this really sound like the free and open internet we said we were going to build?

No human in history, ever once, not even one single time, has checked out at Whole Foods using Algorand. This has never happened.

If nic loses he should have to lead Bankless DAO governance for 5 years

Seems c-node is not in the shitcoin trenches with us, that’s ok, we need his type too

The VCs in this industry act like high school girls with their little cliques and passive aggression. Half of them can’t stand to be in the same room together. They all think they have some immaculate edge because they’re accredited investors and do cold plunges. the retard

The people who ask why we would want to put Nasdaq on the blockchain are the same people who ask why your toaster has Bluetooth and needs 24/7 access to your wifi: it’s simple, the technology enables it now

It’s a shame Lehman Brothers isn’t around anymore, they would have really loved liquid restaking

Check out my episode with c-node, a real patriot and one of the good guys.

Hang on before you get too excited, you need to ask the social layer if they’re ok with an ETF

I’ll never retire from crypto, not because I love it too much but because I’m terrified I might get into pickleball

got roped into hosting this, will be quiet and let the experts screech

Oh you think retail is still not here? my Uber driver just told me he thinks there needs to be a robust framework for protocol developers and researchers to disclose potential conflicts of interest in a public forum

And all the responses are “well it doesn’t help we have no regulatory clarity” which is to say “we can’t do it like that (give holders revenue) so we have to do it like this (valueless tokens)”

Never, “if we do it like *this* maybe it defeats the purpose of doing it at all?”