i need to listen to the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack about this

become eternal

send nudes? oh so who am i? the postmaster genital?

the wi-fi password is a slur

the opening your phone browser to showing your coworkers pornography pipeline

your unemployed friend at 2:00pm

you can keep your wine and keep your tea
my curse on him that brings me coffee
i’ll have porter, if i may.
it makes me feel content and happy

acquired the worst pizza of all time

Me listening to Pussy & Millions as if it applies to me whatsoever

nothing i say is factually accurate. it is, however, the Truth

i was sheriff of this county when i was 25 years old…

I’m in your mind palace what’s the Wi-Fi password

the Riders of Rohan

*spams the 🅱️ emoji*

i’m gonna keep making typos if it’s all the same to y’all. i’m the writer not the editor

it is fat penis friday

even if you saw it yourself you wouldn’t believe it

Ok computer show me Bruce Timm drawing the king Von white girl