koko date simulator

when i'm a size 9 but the 10 was on sale

AEW stans when a wrestler from a partner promotion is good

Literally me

Okay. Well played. This made me laugh after a tough week

I ASKED THE QUESTION ON EVERYONES MIND

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN GOD GRANTS YOU ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BEAUTIFUL COLLEGE AGED WOMEN IN THE GORGEOUS CITY OF SANTA BARBARA YOUR FIRST IDEA IS TO GATHER THEM IN AN AWFUL ROOM AND BE MEAN TO THEM

BERATE THEM FOR THEIR BODY COUNTS

TAKE…

This has to be one of the funniest 5 word sentences I've ever read.

During the Great Blizzard of 1888, socialite Evander Berry Wall and stage actor Robert Hilliard (aka 'Handsome Bob') faced off in a dress battle. Wall won the face-off by striding into a New York bar while wearing a bell-shaped coat with saucer-sized buttons, a silk top hat, and…

My mother, my actual shoot mom, has told us she is donating enough money to purchase a van for SGW @soft ground wrestling Uganda

She wants to honor my late grandfather, George Vrakas, who gifted us a van when my little sister was born ❤️

Now, SGW can go on the road and tour in Uganda. Thank you Mama!

Sanjuki Signs a contract of honor for a match against will ospreay of AEW. Forbidden door. Centurion match.

If I’m honest with myself this show was probably the best thing to ever have Kevin Smith’s name on it

Saw a video on IG of a guy preparing an ostrich to cook and for a while I thought I was looking at some kind of Cronenberg practical effect monster

My 51 year old uncle loves soyjacks because he thinks they're all Lawnmower Man memes

drake could win this whole thing if he just cut off one of his legs. that’d be so crazy. if he did that it would completely overshadow all the pedophile stuff

Yelling “WHANG” at the lady volunteering at the pet adoption center

oi

normalise no-selling weak strikes, make your opponent lay their shit in 🙏