It must be cool if you're a fan of diving, and you also like to see buff guys in tiny pants.

If I was a #ManUtd fan, I'd look over the entire debacle since they collectively decided Ferguson was too old, realise they've had some of the best managers in the world, and conclude that Ferguson was super-special, and that's why he's arguably the greatest?

Thought you'd like this Les Floyd

I don't think national service is a bad idea.

I'd have done it. However, I may have shot myself if I had access my own rifle, because of undiagnosed mentalnessssssss.

However, the Tories talking like they could do this WHEN THEY WIN is mentalnesserer.🥳

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This is why I'm going to bed. 🤣

BBC News: 'Conservatives plan to replace Rishi Sunak'

Stop writing such nonsense.

The Conservatives could plan to build a freight ladder to the Moon, to trade with the Moon People, and it would mean as much, in reality, as planning to bring back national service.

Starmer looks like a man who's held a mug before.

Sunak looks like a man trying to remember the training about how to pick up a mug.

His index finger and thumb are holding the top of the handle, and middle finger is at the base. Try it at home?

This is a groin-burner grip.

How mad is it that there are swarms of people in the UK who question transgender rights, yet will sit down and allow their own brains to convince them Mrs Brown is a woman?

Brains are woke af. They love everyone who isn't a threat.

Minds, however, can be complete idiots.

Thought of a very good reason for procrastinating: when you miss a simple detail that would have fucked up a lot of things going forward —& had you not set things aside, you would not have caught the mistake until it was too late, causing extra work & expense.

I'm pleased for #ManUtd fans, but, from a perspective of kindness and compassion, I'm not sure it was a good idea they won today, because it's going to cause a great deal of long-term misery to the fans, raising their expectations beyond mediocrity.

I just realised being an Anarchist must be much more complicated in the digital age.

Imagine trying to fill in a basic tax form, online, if you're a committed Anarchist?

And the Digital Revolution removed an Englishman's right to write 'Yes please!' next to 'Sex'.

#BBCNews : 'Campaigning in UK general election enters third day'

It's 7:11pm.

The general election campaign is only entering its third day if the BBC News are using After Sunak Spoke time.

ASS time.

Please, BBC, have someone look at your banner text and think with thoughts?

Why can’t the #Brexit fools admit it is a total disaster, be honest with eveyone, and campaign to rejoin EU? Britain is European and trade is key to everything. Britain was built on trade and now the racists are ruining it.

I don't regard Charles Ingram a celebrity, or villain. I'd worked out the media loved building and destroying people long before then.

But I do rate him as a good human.

If your political preference is 'basic common sense, ffs!', you'll be pleasantly surprised by Charles Ingram.

Awful thing about #generalelection is Conservatives are going to campaign solely on immigration, planting questions wherever they go to grab extremist voters.
They have wrecked our country and will always make it worse. Never vote for any of these lying charlatans again.

Many will relate to this:

In the early morning, lying in bed, overthinking about life, on loop, unable to sleep?

However, if #Labour organised nocturnal clown riots throughout the UK, we'd stop overthinking and focus on hating the clowns, making our mental health much better.

I rate Stephen Mangan, but for him to have been able to play Dirk Gently, as Douglas Adams wrote him, would be if Mangan had been disgraced out of acting ten years ago, put on weight, didn't care any more... then was given the job. Then he'd have been fine.

Dude's too nice.

“There are two things you should know: 1) Everything is connected to everything else. 2) You are not at the mercy of the universe, you *are* the mercy of the universe.”
—Douglas Adams

@lesism

🎵'Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...
Giving all your l-
Oh, fuck it... I'm off...
What a dickhead. That's it. No more.'🎵

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I love the way Gove is so close to 'gone' and 'over'.

Also, have you noticed that the actual word 'Gove' is so close to 'gone' and 'over'?

Fascinating coincidence.