Whenever I see news correspondents in hot countries I always imagine if the camera panned down they would be wearing bikini bottoms or Bermuda shorts just so when the feed cuts back to the studio they can get back to what they were really doing.

Want to cut down on vape users? Make it mandatory to make the devices be shaped like a massive fluorescent cock. Maybe make it play the Benny Hill theme when they take a pull as well.

Life is difficult and it can be challenging but I can always wake up knowing I'm not a cast member of Doctors.

Dropped an order at ELLIOT EASTWICK’S WORLD FAMOUS HOT SAUCE so when it arrives I can line the bottles up and sit talking to myself pretending I'm on that show about eating hot wings where they all cry at the end. Looking forward to it though. Some stuff I ain't tried.

The lady who presents The Hotel Inspector looks like she would be good fun on a night at the pub.

Terminator Zero on Netflix. It's alright, anime on the franchise works and it does have some of that first film tension. It wobbles near the finish line but you know what, it's a bold effort that offers a fresh perspective on a franchise that has been fucked for ages.

I've got an album ready. Different and varied for me. I'm chuffed with it. If I can negotiate some kind of distribution it will see the light of day. That side of things I'm having difficulty with right now and on more than one occasion I've asked "is it worth it?" hence title.

Betsy. I'll never have as much fun drawing anyone else. I always wanted to have an unusual lead in every day circumstances which is where I think she shines. (I need to remember that). /WFMU

God, this is still such a fucking tune. In its original weight or with that tightened 'Last Skank' you don't think about it for ages and then its on and you get that little heart rush. ❤️🙏🏼

I'm in a cab with blacked out windows and the vibe is not good. I feel like Bob Hopkins at the end of The Long Good Friday.

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We did an interview about our new record with the wonderful bUTTONpUSHER team. Gave several shout outs to Hidden Mothers, Adi Carter @adicarter.bsky.social, Ba'al and more, and talked about how almost getting killed inspired the album.

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One in three Channel 5 TV movies revolves around stealing kids.

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Not had a need to mess about with my patch bay for ages. Can't lie. The knowledge has gone.

I didn't even realise it was out but I'm just starting on Season 4 of Snowpiercer and I'm really enjoying it.