The same law enforcers who we pay to keep us safe from crime, are kissing a convicted felon’s ass.

However dumb you think these things look online, I promise you they look even dumber in person

Trump's travel wife and the world's worst attorney Alina Habba wants to speak to American women...

Tim Pool suddenly reflected upon his “someone pissed in my watered down gene” surname when the feds came after him for being a Russian puppet. After attacking Ukraine on Putin’s behalf for so long because the money was so good. Welcome to the FO portion of the FAFO program bitch.

Someone tell Benny Johnson that unless the Christ in question is the white republican Jesus, Benny’s going to prison.

I had a bad week, but at least I can take comfort in the fact that Rush Limbaugh’s still dead.

Anyone who donates to the Fraternal Order of Police, STOP. Because they support trump, a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who got many of them killed because he was butthurt about losing the 2020 election. Don’t give your money to fascism-loving shitbags.

trump, on school shootings: “Get over it.” JD Vance, on school shootings: “It’s a fact of life.” Kamala Harris, on school shootings: “It’s a senseless tragedy” & “we have to end this epidemic of gun violence in our country.” I mean…is there any question who you should vote for?

This photo of JD Vance has been exposed as a fake. He would never have put plastic over his couches, because he goes bareback only when it’s couch-fucking time.

If someone had actually shot at Trump: 1. He would sue that family. 2. He would sue the Secret Service. 3. He would tweet about it every day. 4. It would be in his stump speech. 5. He would blame Biden. 6. He would blame Hunter Biden and Hillary. 7. … You get my drift.

He paused upon realizing there was an idiot in his car.

Anthony Scaramucci I spent ten years caring for my mom with Alzheimer's. Trump is way more far gone than she was when she died of it. The man's brain is not all there.

I gotta find these secret operation rooms at my school. They’d be a great place to hide my class if there is ever a school shooter.

MSNBC needs to put Andrea Mitchell out to pasture so she can stop spewing her bullshit and catch up on some of the ol’ shuteye.

If Elon Musk is so concerned about the federal deficit, then he should stop pimping convicted felon trump, who is the reason why the deficit is out of control because he made it so billionaires like Elon don’t have to pay their fucking taxes.

My daughter has trouble getting an ibuprofen at school for a headache and there’s kids having gender reassignment surgery during a 7 hour school day? Wow.

I’ve had it up to here with these restrictive policies taking our mothers, sisters, wives, and daughters away. It’s up to her.

If you're stupid enough to believe kids are having gender affirming surgery in grade school, guess what? You're in a cult.

Again: Donald trump was already a fucking moron so when dementia struck him, it was harder to detect than with most people. But I mean, holy shit. Even his handlers have got to admit by now that his dementia is spiraling out of control. #DementiaDonOld