No, not 💯 Elon. In the U.K. they’re not going round ‘finding people who’ve said something they disagree with and putting them in a f—king cage.’ Some people are being charged for inciting racial hatred and for organising acts of violence. It’s very specific, and it’s the law in

I feel seen and I don't like it.

The Victorian Robert Jenrick: ‘The UK is only one per cent of the world’s transport demand. There’s no prizes for being the first country to build railways and coal mines. We should be working to build modern infrastructure, but not faster than other countries.

Absurd. I've never heard of this stuff. You can't milk a peanut and I don't intend to try.

He must have had a good barista

This is a great book - highly thought-provoking and fascinating and optimistic too. Well worth a read!

Oasis fans: please know that we of No Such Thing As A Fish are having a PRE-breakup tour, it's happening SOON, and tickets are available for roughly 10% of the price. Get yours now! nosuchthingasafish.com/live

Very pleased to say that tonight I am not only researching beavers, I am reading Sir Anthony Beevor. Moments like this don't come along often.

Hey all, Fish tour starts in two days! who is coming to Bristol? See you there Friday. If anyone coming does/has done something quirky, or weird science-y, or just plain funny, in life can you DM me. I like mentioning people in the crowd and it would be great to get a heads up

This may be libellous but it's also compelling

What they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW (because there's no evidence for it and it's clearly not true)

“I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence – and I don’t think he knows what he said either.”

Interesting. A fiendish puzzle. If only any of my friends or colleagues knew how to complete puzzles.

'That was a fantastic summary of the Battle of Crecy'

This is one of the greatest bits of Fan Art I have ever seen. Thank you @thunderfknroad!

This was great fun to record and it's great fun to listen to. Recommended!

DUBLIN TICKETS

Anyone who lives in Northern Europe - specifically Scotland, and even more specifically Stirling - I'm doing an event at Bloody Scotland this weekend! It's going to be great fun and I hope to see all 250million of you there. bloodyscotland.com/immoral-dilemm…

This was great fun. I have been photographed, as is often the case, smirking and doing something not wholly comprehensible, but the actual event was mega.

NEWCASTLE: WE APPROACH