I need a pedi, mani, full body message, neck cracked, spa day, facial, & a trip.

never tell me 'it’s up to you' cause i’m indecisive

arguing with a dog is insane but i be doing it

Being bilingual is such a flex but I lowkey can’t talk right in either language lmao 

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway

I will never let my nose piercing go, she is me. I am her. we are one

I CANNOT get dressed in the bathroom after a shower, idk how y’all do it 😂

I abuse tf out the repost button on tiktok 😭

the only pain i want is from a tattoo needle

April Fools is cancelled this year.. there's no bigger joke than you bitches

Ide how many shoes I have, HAND ME
MY CROCS!

i say “ this is my song “ to all my songs

If the gas pump says “please go see cashier” I’m leaving

I love drinking water.. but peeing 200 times a day not it 😭🤣

I like my room freezing cold & dark

i listen to the same music everyday just in a different order 😭

I'm not a alcoholic I'm just always down to drink. Huge difference

scary movies hit different when that mf say ' based on a true story ' 😂

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it's finest

my face gonna say it all before i do lol