Thank you JOJI for spending 946 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3MZsBdq…

"This thought where everybody is like, 'Well, it's my freedom.' It's like, that's not how this s**t works, dumbass." huffp.st/uwzBL6s

It’s day 4 of quarantine and I’m just upset I can’t go buy some bird seed and feeders in person. Otherwise I’m cherry.

President-elect Biden plans to nominate New Mexico Rep. Deb Haaland as interior secretary, according to a person familiar with the decision. She would be the first Native American to lead an agency that wields great influence over the nation’s tribes. apne.ws/kRXOmnx

Trump supporters smashed through windows and climbed into the Capitol building as lawmakers convened to confirm President-elect Joe Biden’s victory over Donald Trump ti.me/3bfpwOb

Seriously tho. Fuck Trump. Fuckin puto.

Anyone else turn into a #hypeman after some alcohol? I will make you feel extraordinary after a few sips. You will know how great you are. Call me if you need a pick me up.

Check out 🌵's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMeDLQU3r/

I try to eat all my fresh produce before I leave for a trip. So my dinner looks like a disgusting healthy mess. But I will poop right. Thanks fiber.

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I want so badly to have a day drinking day with all my girls at Marble downtown like we used to. But I never want to go back to working in an office. Can I have my cake and eat it too?

Thank you JOJI for spending 1,126 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3MZsBdq…

I found the song that describes all my breakups. I’m sorry if you cry too. open.spotify.com/track/2LIh4uzq…

Airports are better. They don’t gaf what time it is. They just sold me 660 ml of 6.5% abv beer at 7:30am.

Birmingham airport doesn’t let you wait by the gate until a rep is at the desk 40 min before takeoff. Just fyi.

#Fuckxfinity I haven’t had internet since midnight and I have an enormous amount of homework to do.

Today on the 405 in Los Angeles. We are waiting adidas.

Breaking News: Adidas cut ties with Kanye West, ending what may have been his most significant corporate fashion partnership after he made antisemitic remarks. nyti.ms/3TRaalL

holy fucking shit, Elon Musk is teaching a master class in how not to run a business and I am so fucking here for it. pass the popcorn

Thanks JOJI for spending 1,237 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to YEAH RIGHT. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3MZsBdq…