Today gonna require a lot of patience and a few more of these :D #skyzone #teenagers #imnotready #Budweiser #hairofthedog #goodfriendsbringbeer #greatfriendsleaveyouwithextras #thinkingahead #help ☠️

Also, wish someone cld explain to me the phenomenon of NEVER being ID’d for alcohol until you misplace your license. All the sudden I look under 21. I should lose that shit more often. #youngin

lol tru roseanne went in x.com/rickygervais/s…

That moment when you finally understand what a “mudflap ass” is. #tonethatshit

#snugglebug ♦️♦️♦️

Babes missing babes back 🙈 x.com/aaronerichson/…

Why let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance?

The women who have contributed to #DJcityTV bit.ly/2m487LG #IntWomensDay

Polish DJs VaZee, Eprom, Krootki, FALCON1, and Keeper ET put the new Phase technology to the test on #DJcityTV's #CuttingRoom. bit.ly/2p6yOCv

"Young diamanito, I see you!" bit.ly/2rcxQp0

Simple steps to get the girl 1. Compliments 2. Boom box outside her window 3. Piggyback rides

You can tell a lot about a person by where they leave their cart in a parking lot. Back inside the store = overachiever In cart return = decent human being On the curb = lazy In a parking space = asshole Touching my car = fucking worthless

#daddyslilgirl

#NowPlaying on Napster 🤹‍♀️#techhouse