Wish Round 1 would hurry up #andrewdillonisanidiot #openinground

Top 5 bad ideas that still make more sense than AFL Round Zero, I'll start... 1. Fyre Festival 2. Seinfeld Finale 3. Negative Gearing 4. Myki System 5. Sophie Ellis-Bextor performing Murder on the Dance Floor @ The Bataclan

What in the actual fuck?

I thought Clarry was told to stop racking up! Better be careful #AFLDeesDogs

The plot of Inception brought to you by Caleb Windsor #AFLPowerDees

When you should've rounded out the account to the nearest 10, not 5 #AFLFantasy

Check out this mark from Ned Bowman in the SANFL U18s 😱 Deadset might be the best mark I’ve ever seen

7 years of underperformance usually results in a sacking #AFLDogsDons

Give the inventor of SEN Sync a Nobel Prize for saving me from Kelli Underwood #AFLGiantsSaints

Should've sacked Voss when they had the chance #AFLBluesPies

Flipping the tables Kane Cornes 🤣🤣

Presumably if you wanted to hit someone high intentionally without looking, you wouldn't swing your arm back at chest height AFL

"Woods argues Heeney did intend to make contact with Webster but acknowledges that the midfielder did not intend for contact to be high. That, however, is not relevant under the Tribunal guidelines. He clearly was struck in the face, Mr Heeney's intention doesn't really matter"

Wait, so is Charlie a good bloke not? #AFL

Doing gods work Sainters! Finish the job Freo #AFLBluesSaints

I love horse cox! ❤️🤍

Only three grand final appearances from six top 2 ladder finishes. Longmire four grand finals appearances with two top 2 finishes. Scott overthinks things come September

Sicily well within his rights to defend his teammates post game. Hinkley well within his rights to have his say, as is Ginny. Don't kill off the personality in the game. Hawks kneeded the dough, let them eat their humble pie #AFLPowerHawks #HokBall