I never thought I’d say this but today I seen the first ever Louis Vuitton x Spongebob Squarepants bag

Whyyyy is the Papa Johns website down 😭

*me FaceTiming with my little sister asking her how she likes college* “yea so I’m just chillin in the back of the truck like ayee what up”

*me talking to my little sister about Mike Myers* “Wait wait wait wait wait, what?? You mean his real name isn’t Austin Powers??” - my little sister

He should’ve had a house party

You know you live in Miami Beach when people at the grocery store are wearing masks you would wear to a rave.

Just told my brother I sliced my finger open from cutting apples and this response was “damn that sucks.. if there’s no blood on them can I have one?”

Can someone please explain to me who tf jojo siwa is?

Howzitt Miami Dolphins?!?!? 🤙🏾☀️🌴😎

Quarantine update: I’ve started drinking kombucha... can’t tell if I actually like it or if I’m just drinking it because I’m bored of alcohol?

Haven’t tweeted anything about my little sister in a while... SO... the other day we were talking and she was like “no you have to fat check that” SHE THOUGHT THE EXPRESSION WAS FAT CHECK AND NOT FACT CHECK

*I’m only going to spend 10 minutes on tiktok*

ISO: friends that play animal crossing

Me: dad what college did Patrick Mahomes play at? Dad: Texas Tech *me testing him* Me: what year was I born? Dad: ummmmmmm..... 1995? I WAS BORN in 93

This just in:

Ok but hear me out.... Election Day but like NFL Red Zone

Everyone running to Twitter because Spotify is down