There's no way of closing a window on the bus without seeming grumpy

I miss precedented times.

“I heard this story last time. Do you have anything new?” -Me, as a therapist.

Help I’m genuinely invested in the Gordon Ramsey AI cooking series

This looks like one of those photos the BBC release when a new family moves in to Albert Square.

If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor – that's the bear minimum.

Escapybara

A bread-bin makes a handy lock-up for dodgy hamsters needing to store knock-off gear.

"DO THE SINK GAG AGAIN, ELON!!!"

why would you get horses to put humpty dumpty together again?

I could eat a can of alphabet spaghetti and shit a more coherent statement than any of Trump's recent pronouncements.

I can't contain my disappointment

“I don’t know the Malverns or Brecon Beacons but they sound funny” “Yes, they’re hill areas”

Painting and Dec orating

I went to Paris for the weekend and became this

Nostalgic pedants long for the days of you’re.

Returning to visit your childhood home.

*Logs in*

Sad to hear that the Dutch inventor of inflatable shoes has popped his clogs.