Y'all can stop tagging me in this. It's true though.

Forgetting where you parked at a Costco on a Sunday is a different level of stress...

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I am the embodiment of Basura Trash

THE SUPER MARIO BROTHER 2 IS THE HULK HOGAN OF SUPER MARIO GAMES

Hello neglected Twitter feed. I did mt first boudoir shoot recently. Would y'all like to see some of the shots?

A wise monk once said, "I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny, and I will have my glory day in the hot sun. Okay?"

Yesterday an old lady told me she wished I wasn't wearing green so she could pinch my butt.. 😅

My favorite part about shaving my head is the crispy sound it makes reminding me of putting butter on toast. 🤌🏾

You say #ThorLoveAndThunder, we say Boar: Love and Thunder 🐗❤️➕⚡ #Valheim Thor Taika Waititi

Having big pp energy and small pp reality is my curse. 🙃

We do love some in game fishing around these parts.

I'm supposed to be hosting a few adult entertainers at my house next week and idk what kind of snacks to have. I haven't hosted a kick back in a while. 😅

I keep thinking of things to tweet but forget them before I actually tweet them. 🙃

On todays episode we have the Great honor of interviewing none other than DyldotheGreat. A Person who enjoys gaming as much as they enjoy giving out dog treats and creating great memories with their canine buddy. Dyldaddy¯\_(ツ)_/¯ rss.com/podcasts/wrgep…

Truth

“women are so emotional” nigga u threw yo controller at the wall after losing a game of COD

Hit em with the old razzle dazzle. 😅😅

Goals.