“I see you haven’t been arrested yet then Nigel?”

Now also over there.

Bow down before my Tuesday night Yorkies.

Fantastic for the under-30s, now what about the rest of us?

"Go away for a bit. Come back. Find #FarageRiots is still trending. So that's nice."

Only three more Liz Truss’ til Christmas. 👍

“People correctly pointing out rejoining the EU would give a massive immediate boost to the UK economy, Sir. Millions of ‘em Sir.”

“…and as the Prime Minister went to Berlin still pandering to the Brexity types he continued to refuse free movement for the under 30s which was weird as no one born since 2000 had voted for Brexit and they all mostly thought it was a shit idea.”

This former wheat field had been left to its own devices for a year and now identifies as a wild flower meadow. 🐝

“I see you’ll still be ignoring that Rejoining is the only sensible thing to do then Prime Minister?”

Odd, but if that’s what he wants.

“You boy! Take the portrait of the witch and burn it!”

Woman on holiday enjoys herself. Shock headline news. 🙄

“So, if I buy an Oasis ticket for £149 & re-sell it for £6,000 what have I done?” “Been ripped off in the first place?”

“You got Dorries? Fucking Nadine, ‘I can’t be arsed to go to Parliament as I wasn’t given a Peerage’, Dorries? Interviewed pissed off her tits Dorries? To write an article on Rayner bringing her office into disrepute? You mad fuck! At least you didn’t ask Johnson, but fuck me!”

Dorries: “Rayner has brought her office into disrepute.” Everyone who knows anything, at all, in the slightest, about Dorries:

Donald J. Trump

Who the fuck rocks up at the airport with arms full of clothes, sees everyone else with a suitcase and thinks: ‘Oh they look like a good idea. I should buy one of those.’? 🙄

“You stay here and keep warm lad, I’m off to London to take pictures of homeless people with a complete lack of self awareness.”