FREEZIN SOAKIN DIDNT EVEN RUN

Most of his holiday snaps look like this...

I had a strawberry croissant earlier and it was absolutely phenomenal

why can't anyone who leaves reviews on google take a decent photo

Just cannot get enough of trump. The hair! The makeup! The unhinged waffle! Tap the vein

I just love it when the sun’s shining and the rain is lashing down 🤩

just had a crimbles coconut macaroon and my life has been changed forever. my goodness me.

The rewards of The mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

Lady working in Waitrose & Partners in wilmslow just gave me these flowers apropos of nothing 🥹

just got an email from a canadian person at work asking if we're doing anything for 'guy fox' after halloween

Is it time to mind your own business and let people decorate their home however they like

Insta ad jumpscare

Been for the most unhinged brekkie ever. Big bowl of bacon, sausage, beans, roast potatoes, and 2 eggs on top (Smoke in Wilmslow for those wondering)

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.