btw turned 30 yesterday. already had multiple <25 year olds tell me "i look amazing for 30!" 👵

I love Hacks on HBO Max but trying to convince us this was a “state park hike outside King Of Prussia, Pennsylvania” is criminal 🤣

with #config2024 around the corner, Dan Mall and i would love to know…what’s at the top of your wish list for design system feature launches? 🚀 my wish is the ability to pick which properties to expose when using nested instances 👀

The end is how some of ya’ll sound

Girls will post one picture of their arms on the internet and get hundreds of comments and DMs about how terrible they look. Are men really pretending they don’t know why women have body image issues? 🙄

Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered

There is a weirdly racist trend on here that blames hypothetical minorities when systems fail because management cuts corners. We saw it with the Boeing door collapse and now with the Crowdstrike crash. There is no mythical "DEI engineer" doing sloppy work at these companies.

As a reminder Kamala Harris did not lock up a single Black male for weed possession. And incarceration under her tenure dropped. Feel free to share this video any time a liar appears.

For years Merci Grace & I have been trying to have kids. Many obstacles, including a scary ectopic that required life-saving emergency surgery. I'm a pro-business centrist, but my "single-issue" is my wife, and all women, being treated as human beings.

How it feels to watch Tim Walz and his family at the DNC

.Doug Emhoff is a dangerous role model for men today. 👿 He’s filling my goofy, muffin/coffee/cycling class loving, Jewish, big law husband’s head with ideas that he too can quit his law job and just be a full time good vibes wife guy and we have San Francisco rent to pay. 😪

FYI downloading other creator's tiktoks/reels to repost here for engagement/$ is both fucked up and, fun fact, copyright infringement. psa for creators you can (and should) file a copyright owner takedown report: help.x.com/en/forms/ipi/d…