It's payday and because helth I have a stack of mealprep in the fridge. Yet the local Maccie's is screaming at me and it would be rude not to get the limited edition Milkybar Raspberry Ripple McFlurry given the weather. Oh talk about first world problems...

Hot take nobody asked for may or may not be totally unsubstantiated, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the EDL becomes a proscribed organisation in the next year.

Need a clean. But I promised I’d never wear these again. I’ll defend the mosque in belfast tomorrow with these on show. Hate is not welcome in our big city.

Yes. One is spontaneous disorder where thugs attack a lone police car; the other is a planned and expected protest where the Police were ready to handle disorder. Totally different things. Attacking our institutions is straight out of the extremist subversion playbook.

Fuck the far-right.

Dear rioters & protesters Just because the police can’t do anything now, due to lack of numbers, risk to themselves & the public, don’t forget that thousands of police hours will go into identifying you and prosecuting you to the full extent of the law We will be coming to

Add how the Tories weaponised and mainstreamed a dangerous narrative against immigrants to distract from their own failures in government *COUGH COUGH RWANDA SCHEME*.

Imagine being so dense as to go and break the law while filming yourselves and your mates giving the police a treasure trove of evidence to use and identify you with. Love it. youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2riV…

Without getting party political I'm really liking how #10's first response to these riots was inviting the police chiefs to a meeting where Sir Keir offered support rather than being divisive. What a change from the Tories.

People who vape on trains/busines/in shops/cafes are cunts.

#based

REally subtle. Love it.

Estate agents really are a special breed of inbred/braindead. Some of the worst oxygen thieves in NATO and I fucking hate them.

OSINT. 🧐🕵‍♀️

If you want to know what an effective psyop looks like it's how much I hated the first season of Rings of Power because of how shit it was, but am still planning to watch the new one when it drops next week. FFS.

Almost turning 30 is getting overly excited about household purchases like a new toaster, hoover, and electric toothbrush.

*sniggers* #iykyk

Efficiency lessons from the guy who knocked 93% off the value of Twitter theguardian.com/us-news/articl…

Cannot get over how abjectly crap 90% of the new season of Rings of Power is. Boring storylines, bad acting, worse script, occasional intruige, and shameless nostalgia for the OG films and even Harry Potter. Yet I can't stop watching. This is what psyops look like folks.

Hitting 30 imminently and the highlight of my weekend is recipe testing in my slow cooker. If this is what getting old is like along with a new hoover and immersion blender being very exciting am absolutely digging it.