I'm very homesick

a man admitting to stalking your socials and looking at your pics when he misses you is so attractive

Me: a socially anxious introvert who buries herself in books You: the cute fictional character I’m currently obsessing over

i want the softest, gentlest lil september of my life. gonna focus on cute, cozy things every time i can help it. my entire goal is to be your snuggest homey. bug-in-a-rug era fr

Attraction isn't a choice, there are no rules and lists of things to check-off, it's hardwired and natural; and when reciprocated like magic, like pure chemistry running through your veins, the deepest mutual desire to beautifully fuck the sweet loving fuck out of each other.

hard to starboard

I’ll take 3 of whatever he’s selling

you could be watching the sunset with me on my wraparound porch in the country but your wife would be pissed

part of me still believes our story isn’t over

am i bad at directions or are directions bad at me

do you have to let it linger, dickhead

just because it burns doesn’t mean you’re gonna die. unfortunately.

if you guys would just like my old tweets I wouldn’t have to make new ones

It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so along with being annoying as fuck, happy people are lazy

short women are like hey i did 12,000 steps today and im like stfu that’s only a quarter mile

short girls have the nicest asses because it takes us twice as many steps to get anywhere

45 is weird because am I far too old for Velcro shoes or am I far too young for Velcro shoes?

how you doin