Lmao

Takeoff to heaven

In the kitchen wrist twistin like a stir fry

(Approaching you in my cloak) Hey

Couples Halloween costume idea: derp and derpina

Race car death bed

I used to be baby. Now look at me. 7 pending felony charges

Curb stomps you on my pogo stick

The Cookie Monster snapback stays on during sex

Dunkin Donuts be like come buy our colorful donuts inside of a building with an exterior of iron ore, nebulous white, and gauntlet gray 😂

So no head

Giving my doctor a taste of his own medicine

I’m scared

God put us on this earth to hang out and have fun

I am in love with the idea of you

You just hate the idea of me

I brought you into this Twitter circle I can take you out of it