Waiting for Mike Collins to send his “thoughts and prayers”

Don’t be shocked if the “October surprise” turns out to be definitive proof that Trump is on Russia’s payroll.

Tim Pool HATES this photo showing him without his stupid beanie, so please don’t share it! It will make him very upset. I repeat, do NOT share this photo!!!

“Sanewashing” is a brilliant term

Sign of the Day...

YES ON 1

New story about the Haitians in Springfield, OH, where the cat hoax originated. CEO of McGregor Metal: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitians come to work every day. They don’t have a drug problem. They’ll stay at their machine. That’s a stark difference from what we’re used to.”

Reminder

Hey elon, I triple dog dare you to tell Taylor you'll impregnate her while Travis is standing next to her.

#eloniscreepy

Don’t share this

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I hope JD Vance, Bernie Moreno, Jim Jordan, & Donald Trump are real proud of themselves. Good, law-abiding Ohioans are just collateral damage in their stochastic terrorism. This has to stop before someone is seriously harmed. #Springfield

I would’ve deleted it by now.

Fuck yeah

This is actually a great idea Kamala HQ

Opinion: I'm a member of Ohio's Haitian community. The misinformation is hurting our kids dispatch.com/story/opinion/…

This is real. Send them dildos.