"I love you. I would never let the Haitians eat you."

Still can’t get over this Haitian dude walking around with an entire goose like it’s a freshly prepared bag of Chic-fil-a. We are so cooked.

They walk among us

Skipster Lemmy was right, the greens are just the communist with a different flag

With any luck he'll die of old age before Christmas.

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Skipster Keir Starmer We knew that when he said he would't pay for a relative to go private to save their life. Why didn't people believe him?

Why are you releasing domestic abusers from prison tomorrow Jess Phillips ?

Germany. Once Merkel's country of "Refugees Welcome" The heart of the EU project Now telling the EU it can shove Schengen where it shineth not The Deputy Head of the Federal Police: 'The crisis in Germany's security is a direct consequence of Schengen's ineffective policies.

A kinder gentler cunt.

Jonathan Pie What amount of cuntery does it take to ignore the abyss the current lot are steering us towards? The Tories aren’t in power any more. You’d better come up with some new material, or you’ll be obsolete, mate.

I’m with my 93-year-old mother in a hospital ward on the Wirral, and she has just been asked for her pronouns. The poor nurse filling in the form obviously found it very embarrassing, and my ma was utterly baffled, once she had finally heard the question. Wtf. Insanity.

She's worth £4 Million. She won't go cold.

It's all going swimmingly in the EU

Grok ain't worth it. Subscription cancelled

Skipster Any MP with an ounce of moral Fibre will vote against this. Abstain or yes is shocking and they should all be asked outright why they chose that option.

Reform. Your move dick head.