...wth is this? Why is Grog's even dumber brother on my Twitter?

I finally have a skin care routine. ...I'm garbage at following it, but I have one. #ifeelold

300 MILLION VIEWS!!! Again - this is just the pilot episode!! There is more Digital Circus on the way… and it only goes up from here, folks! Thank you so much for all of your tireless support ❤️

Throwback to Kori already being protective of the babies; she spent hours in their nursery before they were even born, getting her scent on things so they'd be comforted by her. Now she plays with them and eats the food they drop. She's their buddy and nanny dog. We are so lucky.

Say what type of friend you are with a gif

I have to be up in 6 hours. I'm wired as all get out. I'm weirdly hungry too. I blame my new medication. ... Pokémon Y in order to prep for Z-A it is then.

There are many blessings I have. I will freely admit that. But right now, I'm in a valley, a pit. Can I have one day where it's all good feelings, no last minute small tragedies or frustrations? Just one?

We went

Fell and twisted my ankle. Need a splint and crutches. I almost dropped my girl in her car seat. I fell so bad because I was trying to set her down safely as I fell. Josh is going to be away for a week which means I'm on my own with the kids. I have no clue how to handle this.

Update: it's not broken, and it's not as bad as it was yesterday. I'm still probably going to struggle a bit, but it'll be okay. I think. I'm blessed to have people around to help when they can. Also, this video is facts, just enjoy: youtube.com/shorts/0gDSZYX…

I wonder what to even do for Mother's Day. I don't think I plan anything? But I also like planning things? This is confusing.

Someone on my OLD (like 7 years ago) videos on YouTube: "Criiiinge bRoNiEs are cRiNgE! MLP is dead! Stop posting!" Me, flipping through a manga: "Yes yes, thank you for finally noticing 5 years late. Return to your bridge, troll, before the sun burns you."

(me accepting an Oscar) I'd like to thank the academy, my husband, and Miss Rachel for preventing 90% of my parenting mental breakdowns so that I could actually eat in the mornings.

My babies get up at, like 6-6:30 a.m. And yet here I am. Can't sleep. Just hook me up to a caffeine drip tomorrow.

My kids turn one year old in less than a week. I can't even fathom it.

My uncle, Tio Moncho, just had a bad stroke and he's fighting for his life. I plan to donate towards his medical expenses later today. Don't feel obligated to do this, though. I'm only sending this out because Tio Moncho is someone I deeply care about. gofundme.com/f/moncho-nos-n…

Today was my kids' first birthday. They had no clue, naturally, but they chose their Pokémon starters today. There will be video of it soon, lol. I won't spoil who they picked, but we did Gen 1 this year for them being 1!