Ronaldo scores from the spot! His second goal of the game.

Ally McCoist: “That’s a fantastic header!”

I can’t stop thinking about this today. When I first joined Twitter it was a relatively small community and FPL Bandit 🤠 was very active. I never met him in person but he seemed a good, kind person. If anyone’s struggling just know there are people who care and who will listen 💔

Delighted to announce that I will be represented by Darren Lamb 🤝

5th place at the World Cup is still decent I suppose.

It seems Magnus Carlsen hasn’t made any changes at all from his GW16 team. Probably didn’t realise we had unlimited transfers. You should always check, mate.

So I went for Fernandes over Rashford. Yes, I'm £3.0m and 11 points down, but I'm counting this one as a win.

Magnus Carlsen has triple captained Mitrovic. But this is this same guy who didn’t make a single move with his unlimited transfers, so I’m not too worried as a non owner. Amateur

Everyone else will finish GW20 with 8 points from Erling Haaland, but I’ll have 12. Unlucky losers! Should have played the triple captain chip!

Me, seeing that Matt Doherty is going to Atletico Madrid:

Captained Solly March. It just about sums up my season 🤦‍♂️

Me in between sets at the gym…

Guess who's back...👀

These team leaks are an absolute nightmare. Every time I see a new leak I have to change my Free Hit team. So inconvenient! 😩

"ksi didn't even follow you" Me:

Damian Lewis signing the national anthem in the style of Elvis, accompanied by a saxophone… #BritishGP #f1