Them: When they dig up your bones, they'll say you were a ma- My friend: don't give a fuck, the gender affirming bird says I'm a woman

Left: Kemi Badenoch, "I never have gaffes.. Or apologising for something.. That's not what I meant.. I never have to clarify.. Because I think very careful about what I say" Right: Kemi Badenoch, "10 years ago I hacked into a Labour MP's website and I changed all the stuff in

"If you have net migration of 10,000.. And you've got 10,000 terrorists coming in" Just the Conservative party leadership candidate Kemi Badenoch equating migrants to terrorists 🤷‍♂️

I don’t know all the details of the case (other than it’s f***ing horrific) but Gisèle Pelicot seems to be a pretty amazing person.

I’m going on a telly show to find britain’s best whatever. I might not win but I’m going to ruffle some feathers, put my stamp on it and push some boundaries. Which will be nice.

oh that was a surprise

Wouldn’t they usually call an “explosion at a supermarket” a terrorist attack?

Who do you prefer?

Gisèle Pélicot is bravery and dignity personified. I hope she finds some comfort from the outpouring of love and gratitude she has received.

me: well, I’ve got a W on each arse cheek so that when I bend ove… Them: thanks, we’ve got it

“And I became a bear when I pooed in the woods”.

Yeah, Alex Baker is a woman, Einstein.

Everyone support the Southern Belle pub in Brighton - they don’t let transphobes hitch up in their back room without permission to shout shite about trans people - good on them

The BBC political editor (260K pa) thinks it's a story that the Downing Street chief of staff (170K pa) earns more than the PM (167Kpa). Welcome to political journalism! PS Laura Kuenssberg is on 325K, Nick Robinson 340K and Fiona Bruce even more. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Moo Deng is going to be one of the contestants on The Big Fat Quiz of the Year this year.

HEY, ARE YOU WORKING CLASS?

"Do you want lies with that?"

Ok, someone’s got to ask, it might as well be me. What breed of dog even is Moo Deng?

Youth Pastor voice: do you know who else will be returning as Jesus