Me and Rube at another Michael Palin event

Yeah, not a fucking terrorist though, Rishi

Back in 1968, Harold Williamson paid a visit to primary school kids in Liverpool to talk about their favourite books and reading habits.

replies showing the police confirming this guy isn't Daniel Khalife. which begs the question... who is he x

Wahey

Hoovered the flat in my lunch break and I’ve just opened a package with polystyrene balls.

So after not helping me with my cases you now want help with yours? Hmm

Lauren: don’t throw away that pie I promise I’ll eat it.

The pie:

Another day, another cat

Bet captain tom’s daughters been in her pool today. Fuming

Seeing Michael Palin tomorrow and this fan vid came up on TikTok…

Councillor: I’ll come and visit this week.
Me: ok thanks I can do any day except Thursday.
Councillor: I’ll come Thursday.
Me: I can’t do Thursday also here’s my update with the police.
Councillor: no I don’t have an update from the police. They will contact you

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