is it

damn was it that funny

so happy for her

(in job interview) my greatest strength is how quickly i can create a hostile work environment and my biggest weakness is that i love too deeply and im constantly befriending fake people. i have no experience as a barista.

boyfriend doesn’t like brat and doesn’t like eusexua what’s the point

6’4 hairy guy with huge arms and then boom he tells you he’s been really into wearing his wife’s underwear lately

To be the girl behind the dj requires the upmost levels of cool bitch energy like the right Hoe knows exactly what to do back there.

sharp objects was such a good show bc it understood that spending the day running errands with your mom and sister should be depicted as horror

a day in the life of a broke transvestite

He wrote this with one hand

thank you THE FACE ｡･ﾟﾟ･ theface.com/music/chappell…

Polish shop hiring and I am suddenly wishing I made more of an effort to not forget the language as a child

born to dj forced to kitchen staff

I’m at the front of the queue