8 DAYS AWAY from the debut of my Off-Broadway comedy+magic -- please continue to spread the word! Can't wait to see you there! asylumnyc.com/harrison-green…

NYC!!! My Off-Broadway debut begins THIS SATURDAY (June 1st) at Asylum NYC! Hope to see you there!!! Tickets selling fast - get them while you can here: asylumnyc.com/harrison-green…

Was a delight to be a part of this podcast, even if I've never read a Clive Cussler novel before! Check it out :)

Harrison Greenbaum is a walking plot twist! #standup #comedy #nyc #plottwist

The only issue with 200 comedians meeting the Pope is that we’re going to have to listen to 2000 podcasts where they each talk about it.

Considering last night's debate...

Last night, America watched the brain dead debate the dead dead. At what point does this election constitute elder abuse? Aren't there laws against that stuff?

Nothing says both candidates are two old to run for president like a debate that features a lengthy argument over who plays golf better.

So stoked to continue doing my Off-Broadway comedy+magic show throughout the summer -- next show is THIS SATURDAY, July 13th! Hope to see you there! tinyurl.com/hgasylumtix Photo by @markashephotography

Obama was half Black and Kamala is half Black, so if she wins, America can finally say it's had a full Black president.

My Off-Broadway comedy+magic show is in the middle of its summer extension, so get your tickets now 🎟️ Next show is THIS SATURDAY at 9:30 PM Asylum NYC - hope to see you there 👀 asylumtix.com/asylumnyc?sear…

This is a really fun line-up for a really good cause! Excited to be a part!

My Off-Broadway run continues TOMORROW NIGHT (Saturday) Asylum NYC at 9:30 PM -- would love to see you there! Bonus: aftershow magic with the very talented Theo Chattra! Get tix here: asylumtix.com/asylumnyc?sear…

Who decided to call it "Screamboat" when they could have called it "Steamboat Killie"?!? I NEED ANSWERS Steve LaMorte. bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3825716/…

After 70 minutes of going in complete circles, having to talk to 5 different reps who all asked the same questions over & over, I've decided @citi has won this round. I hope you all go to Heaven, but can't get in because it uses the same customer service to verify your identity.

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! I am SO excited to announce I'm taping my first hour-long stand-up comedy special on SEPTEMBER 23rd at the legendary The Comedy Cellar! Tix just went on sale for the 8 & 10 PM tapings -- grab yours now & come be there in person with me! comedycellar.com/reservations-n…

Such a fun show for such a great cause! Proud to be a part!

That’s going to be a hell of a magic show.

Filming my comedy special THIS Monday in NYC The Comedy Cellar 8 PM & 10 PM - tickets available at comedycellar.com. Hope to see you there! 😘