57 years ago today. legacy.aintitcool.com/node/76174

Never forget! In 2016 Dopey McBroke promised he would not cut Social Security and Medicare benefits. Then, all four years he was in office, his budgets called for cuts to Social Security and Medicare!! All. Four. Years. Vote Republican: Because Americans Have It TOO GOOD!!

Taylor Swift just told her 283 million followers who she’s voting for in 2024!!

Lindsay Graham to Tim Miller: “That debate was a disaster. Trump was unprepared, and we should fire his debate team.” Graham and Miller both supported Jeb Bush in 2016.

Travis Kelce would like a word.

Oathkeepers and Klansman who bought Trump Media for $78.32 the day it went on sale in March sold the stock today for $15.30. All Proud Boys and other white pride enthusiasts are advised to sell their shares IMMEDIATELY; they will be worth pennies (or less) by next week.

Dozens of women have come forward to accuse Donald Trump of sexual misconduct. E Jean Carroll was not raped by a Haitian migrant.

Civil War, which in March received positive reviews from 70% of “top critics” polled by Rotten Tomatoes, just began streaming on Max. It was written and directed by Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Annihilation, Men). variety.com/2024/film/revi… via @variety

Vote Republican: Because Americans Have It TOO GOOD!!

Civil War turns out to be an underthought premise full of underwritten characters. Heavily armed vigilantes briefly liven things up at junctures, but the movie ultimately left me with a big sack of the mehs. You’re much better off with a rewatch of Full Metal Jacket.

Civil War reminds me of how thoroughly I enjoyed Damon Lindelof’s superior The Hunt (2020), about a gang of sadistic liberal elites who pool their resources to violently torment a bunch of red-state mean-tweeters. Rentable for $4. variety.com/2020/film/revi… via @variety

E Jean Carroll was not raped by an alien. Remember that while Donald Trump’s wife and mother are aliens, Donald Trump himself is not.

Why would Pennsylvania, which chose two pro-choice US senators, a pro-choice governor and a pro-choice president, suddenly decide it wants to vote for pro-life rapist Donald Trump — at a time when women’s rights have never been under greater threat?

Yikes! These piping-hot bi-curious Mormons swap sex partners, get pregnant outside their marriages, get blackout drunk, overdose on fentanyl, get jailed for boyfriend abuse, don’t wear magic underwear and consume caffeinated beverages. thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hulus… via The Daily Beast

A Quiet Place Day One, now streaming on Paramount+, demonstrates that there’s really not a lot more to say about sightless extraterrestrials. But it was wise to include an imperiled cat since I found myself not caring as much about the imperiled humans. variety.com/2024/film/revi…

Look what’s out today! I would have titled it “Dopey McBroke.”

Oh! Did I mention this came out today?

If you’ve ever been diagnosed with cancer, diabetes, lupus, epilepsy or another pre-existing condition, TrumpCare could make it impossible for you to afford health insurance. Trump’s donors are salivating over ditching ObamaCare. yahoo.com/news/j-d-vance… via Yahoo News

Trump Media just hit a record low. Insiders are finally free to sell their DJT shares Friday. I STRONGLY advise the white pride enthusiasts who bought at $79.38/share to sell IMMEDIATELY. You will be able to re-buy the same shares for pennies next week. If you want to.

Agatha All Along, written by WandaVision creator Jaq Schaeffer, gets positive reviews from 50% of “top critics” polled by Rotten Tomatoes. usatoday.com/story/entertai… via @usatoday