Big cardigan and crisp, September air accompanied our tennis this eve 🍂

Parents have said I’m too old and too far into my career to get my nose pierced (lol) and now I’m wondering - would it scream quarter-life crisis to get one? I already have a charli xcx tattoo if that helps x

Happy ‘Hannah goes to LFW’ eve - I’m really glad my boyfriend won’t be following me around with a camera

LFW

If I never get invited to another lfw I won’t even mind, because this has been on my bucket list for AGES. I will be talking about this non-stop forever x

I think Elizabeth’s mannerisms were completely off

you’re welcome

Sims 5 is literally never coming!! TS4 will be the last Sims base game to ever exist, we just don’t want to admit it to ourselves yet

Some of us grew up working class

Absolutely no-one: My brain at 4am tonight: Danzo, cus he's the king of Lanzo

Everyone says they love a himbo but can’t deal with being confronted head-on by a real gorgeous himbo with zero thoughts or emotional depth (this tweet is about Nathan from MAFS)

Just really don’t know how to stress enough that if you’re a freelancer and hate a headline or an edit, CONTACT THE EDITOR to talk about it! We don’t bite! We want to listen and for you to be happy! We’re amenable! DON’T just slag it off on socials. Seriously lads this is a PSA

The way I have so much more to say about this but I don’t want to clog up everyone’s feeds - if any radio or TV shows want me on as an official MAFS commentator, you know where I am xox

Bridget’s mum re-introduced her to Mark at the annual turkey curry buffet after they knew each other as children - hope this helps

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

The way I wanted to be a food freedom girlie so badly until the doctor turned around and said no you’re actually a PCOS and heart condition girlie x