puppy dad uniform includes messy hair, undershirt, sweat shorts, and birkenstocks

Official mascot of the US Open Tennis when??

This is what Tyra Banks used to make girls do five minutes before she shaved their heads, called them gaptoothed, then sent them back to the Midwest forever

y’all running out of poses 😭

okay im done working. who wants to support me financially so I can eat a bowl of fruit in a meadow on a thursday afternoon?

he’s never had to deal with his car registration expiring…im so fucking jealous

what’s her story

full bottle of wine hangover 😵‍💫 I’m declaring today a day of REST

there’s not a day that goes by where I don’t think about the functionally extinct american chestnut tree. my heart aches.

Now THIS is how to do Saturday.

full of pizza rolls (happiness)

so proud of my man Kedzie Teller who won all 3 of his matches today!! proud boyfriend moment 🥹

cleaning the apartment from ceiling to floors today. the smell of windex is in my nose and I’m READY.

It’s September.

‘Christian Girl Autumn’ awakens from her slumber in new video: “It’s September 1st…you know what that means.”

With tennis done, I’ve got 1 more day to burn in Montreal. Ready to go home to them. ❤️ hunter

im on season 2 of RHONY and I see why you bitches are obsessed with this franchise

something so primal about sipping a cocktail while you sear some garlic, simmer sauce, and boil some pasta

NOOOOO THEY GOT AMY

this necklace has to be 20 lbs at least 😭