My good buddy Alvin

Jack Choate's ERA in 2022: 2.25
Jack Choate's ERA in 2023: 2.25
Jack Choate's ERA in 2024: 2.25
#Consistency

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Nice place to start a weekend.

Betcha there’s a lot of squirrels that see this sign and think they’re total rebels.

What’d Crawford do to deserve that?

Assuming Jerry is hinting at JD Gonzalez, that should make for a fun Storm club.

Gonzalez’s swing is bee you tee full.

A couple of Sebastian Walcott open-side cuts. A double and a single. Double is in slow-mo. #Rangers

Termarr Johnson open triple from Friday. #Pirates

Aidan Curry reel from yesterday #Rangers

Wilber Dotel reel from yesterday. #Pirates

Pop goes the Danner because the …

Lenny’s proposal to Lisa Bonet.

Big ol' Winston Santos reel from last night. #Rangers

Termarr Johnson two-run triple.

I think that’s it for Santos, who goes 5 IP, H, 0 R, 2 BB, 12 Ks. 17 whiffs. #Rangers

Nine strikeouts in the last 10 hitters and 11 whiffs for Santos. Only blemish was Termarr Johnson walk.

Make it seven Ks (including the last six hitters) and nine whiffs in three innings.

#Rangers RHP Winston Santos has four Ks through two innings. Six whiffs. Sitting 95-96 T 97.

It's not even noon and:

I got Wordle in one guess
New Nas+Premier song
The flicker has visited the feeder

Hell of a morning