I just want this thing… that’s my Halloween wishes. I didn’t get last years. 🥺

For the very first time in a very long long time I'm actually speechless. It's a hell of a drug....

I want a job that doesn’t actually melt down if I take a day off… what a fucking terrible day.

This

What’s the land of exiled former Distwitter people called?

Do all cat owners watch TV like this?

Check yes, Juliet?

I want a chainsaw Punk. Our’s is just stuck on a stage.

That’s not wolf man, that’s someone’s Appalachian Grandpa. -🎃Ch33ksAdam👻

Is Gatorade floating in space again or something?

Happy birthday 🚢 Mikki ⚓️! Miss you! We should be celebrating with a Boma coma! 🤣

The Abby bagel with roasted jalapeno is life changing also Jeff’s Bagel Run.

1% phone battery and I’m supposed to meet friends at the movies. It’ll be like the 90s Professor Leisure🍍.

Live entertainment in Dead Coconut Club is a Vibe! 📷 🎃Ch33ksAdam👻

There has gotta be a better way than the universal parking zipper merge. 8 lanes to 1 ain’t it.

This is hilarious Bubba Gump in the spooky spirit.

This is so fun!

But it’s a school night…?

There were a LOT of stories in that movie!

The joys of your phone and watch being dead all night, is getting home and being horrified that it’s midnight and a school night! 🤣