I really wish #FrozenPlanet would stop making orca the bad guys. And stop calling them killer whales. They are such incredible intelligent creatures. And they’re dolphins, technically 🐬

Ah, the old EU red tape chestnut #Truss

Ok, that really was a good joke “vested interests dressed up as think tanks”. I spat my coffee out #Truss

You know you can set numbers that are exceptions to the do not disturb feature? fi glover @janegarvey1

Hello Dr Caroline Johnson MP what changed your mind? Was it the dedication Boris Johnson has shown to his constituents over the last few weeks?

.James O'Brien I don’t care whether Sunak has enough money to pay for private health care, but I do care that he thinks that those who have the choice aren’t already making it

That’s not Jasmine!! It’s a philadelphus #pointless

.James A Wong BBC Radio 4's GQT just hearing how hard chillies are to overwinter… we had a plant which we grew from seed from chilies given to us by Spanish holiday hosts. It grew to about 4 ft tall and lasted for 15 years! Just kept in the kitchen over winter 🙂

Sorry, on your what? TV show did you say? You need to decide whether you’re an MP, a dreadful interviewer or a reality show contestant.

Just as the BBC Springwatch credits rolled look who turned up! Chris Packham Michaela Strachan

Great timing #Springwatch - just as the credits rolled 🦊

Hi Rishi Sunak LBC - you do realise that ‘we’ don’t extract the fossil fuels from the North Sea, massive multinationals do, and they sell to the highest bidder. That’s not necessarily us. We get ~4% of our gas from Russia, so hardly been held to ransom

Whereas she hides from the public, doesn’t let her constituents even reply to tweets, and keeps on drawing that salary for doing absolutely nowt

We were carrying keys like that in the early 80s Susan Hall AM Nick Ferrari don’t try and put that on Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

Hey Michelle Donelan - you say on Channel 4 News there’s no culture war at conference- what do you call this absolutely crackers output from your department then??

Slip of the tongue there on BBC Newsnight “standing up for things that are divisive and promote hatred” Whoops Michelle Donelan The mask slips

.James O'Brien ermine is fur from a stoat in its winter coat. It is an absolutely delightful creature and definitely NOT vermin !!

Hello , I’ve written another letter to antanddec about the ongoing appalling abuse of animals on ITV programme I'm A Celebrity... . I’ve tried to be polite but my patience has run thin . If you agree with what it says please RT . #ImACeleb

That’s not Jasmine! #pointless

Does Downing st not have a gazebo left over from all those garden work events?#generalelection