me literally just seeing a normal tree in real life: woah this is like twin peaks

same

i need to spend time w the little hippo

anyone else think this guy is a based king ? 🙋just me ? 🤷‍♀️

if you didn’t want me at my demure and mindful then you don’t deserve me at my hawk tuah!

there are legitimately two far-right politicians running for president of the usa right now. one just happens to be strategically pro-choice 😭

wasted space. it’s out now everywhere you can look for it.

just got the results back from the lab. eric andre you have tested positive for being based and epic!

my kid nephew just told me slender man if slender man is real i told him son slender man is currently in the freaking oval office and his name is joe brandon 😭

Scenes from outside the presidential debate in Philly as two AIPAC-owned puppets argued over who would be more efficient at facilitating mass death. Tune into Dancing With The Stars Season 50 when they meet again to rehabilitate one another.

big time sniper tonight at cafe bourbon street

And yet here you are tweeting about Jill Stein in harsher terms than you've used for the government officials from your own party facilitating a genocide.

Beyond stoked to return to Dirty Dungarees in Columbus, OH on October 13th with kill gosling morning dew Dance Like The Dead and starling. Flyer by kill gosling

$56k for this design John Krasinski

reading is like the playing video games of paper