yeah Colorado is cooked

mango is objectively the best dried fruit

it’s usually just me so I get to be both

watching someone write with the wrong hand is a different kind of pain

Panthers might still be the worst team

I couldn’t be a gm cause I thought Bryce Young would be really good

Broncos are being outplayed on both sides of the ball.

I forgot how god awful Vance Joseph is at making adjustments

Bo Nix is playing like he’s mad his Madden rating is too high

making me compete for a spot is insulting

not me tho I’m built different

being taught is a privilege cause a lot of us have to figure it out ourselves

I don’t know not 1 person irl that would pay to see Jelly Roll

that’s how my boy looked the day after going down on the town bicycle

getting ready to play draymond

I’m calling the news to set up an interview so I can tell all my haters on live tv

he so big you could ride that mf into battle when the opps show up

you’re not a good person if you’re being good for benefits

you know cops are pieces of shit when they get mad if a mf is clean and they don’t get a bust instead of being glad bruh was good

if you get let down because you weren’t able to catch someone breaking the law, you’re not a good person