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MAFS Hysteria

@mafshysteria

A podcast about Married At First Sight. Top 10 on Apple & Spotify. Hosted by Omar Abid @omarstandup, Claire Limmer-Abid & Sarah Clarke @sarahccelebrant. #MAFSAU

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‘If this doesn’t work I’m going to be single for the rest of my life.’ Hope I’m wrong but … you’re going to be single for the rest of your life. Have you seen the show?!🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘If this doesn’t work I’m going to be single for the rest of my life.’

Hope I’m wrong but … you’re going to be single for the rest of your life. Have you seen the show?!🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I go 9 months without sex quite frequently. If that’s what celibacy is I’m right there with you.’🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘I go 9 months without sex quite frequently. If that’s what celibacy is I’m right there with you.’🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘What if I’m not attracted to my wife and there is another lady that I am attracted to? … you have to consider every option … I’m not thinking about wife-swapping, I haven’t even met her yet!’ You ARE thinking about it. You literally just said it.🙄🚩 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘What if I’m not attracted to my wife and there is another lady that I am attracted to? … you have to consider every option …  I’m not thinking about wife-swapping, I haven’t even met her yet!’

You ARE thinking about it. You literally just said it.🙄🚩 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I would choose animals over humans defintely.’ Sheep raikki included (not something I ever thought I’d write😂), Kristina is a bit nuts but does seem sweet. #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘I would choose animals over humans defintely.’

Sheep raikki included (not something I ever thought I’d write😂), Kristina is a bit nuts but does seem sweet. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘He can be annoying sometimes. Sometimes he just goes on and on and on … and I’m like “Kieran, for fucks sake”’. 🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘He can be annoying sometimes. Sometimes he just goes on and on and on … and I’m like “Kieran, for fucks sake”’. 🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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📣📣📣MAFS BINGO!!! I’m always stunned by how many people are cheated on by their partner with their best friend. #MAFSUK🤵🏾

📣📣📣MAFS BINGO!!! I’m always stunned by how many people are cheated on by their partner with their best friend. #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘People don’t leave the city single and hope their partner rocks up in the countryside’ … but that’s the plot of SO MANY rom-coms! Are you saying Hollywood has lied to us?!🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘People don’t leave the city single and hope their partner rocks up in the countryside’

… but that’s the plot of SO MANY rom-coms! Are you saying Hollywood has lied to us?!🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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Well, his friends and family have given him good advice about the teeth (basically don’t do it) but now we’ve met Kristina … I think she’ll find it hilarious!😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

Well, his friends and family have given him good advice about the teeth (basically don’t do it) but now we’ve met Kristina … I think she’ll find it hilarious!😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘I don’t know how I would take it if my future husband was talking about me shitting on his chest’. Never a truer word said.🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

‘I don’t know how I would take it if my future husband was talking about me shitting on his chest’.

Never a truer word said.🤣🤣🤣 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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I’m genuinely struggling to understand what’s being said when these (identical) women are talking to each other. The subtitles just say ‘(incomprehensible twittering)’. 🤷🏾‍♂️😉😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

I’m genuinely struggling to understand what’s being said when these (identical) women are talking to each other. The subtitles just say ‘(incomprehensible twittering)’. 🤷🏾‍♂️😉😂 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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‘Emma seems like our type. Of our ilk. She’s someone I would put you with.’ Sorry, I thought I was watching #MAFSUK not Pride & Prejudice.🤵🏾

‘Emma seems like our type. Of our ilk. She’s someone I would put you with.’

Sorry, I thought I was watching #MAFSUK not Pride & Prejudice.🤵🏾
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📣📣📣OUR FIRST PODCAST OF THIS SERIES WILL BE OUT LATER TODAY!!!#MAFSUK Available wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria

📣📣📣OUR FIRST PODCAST OF THIS SERIES WILL BE OUT LATER TODAY!!!#MAFSUK Available wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria
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Recording done & editing underway! Hear our thoughts about #MAFSUK wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria

Recording done & editing underway! Hear our thoughts about #MAFSUK wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria
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AVAILABLE NOW!!! In ‘A Podcast Of Our Ilk’ we discuss the first weddings of #MAFSUK! Check out our Apple & Spotify TOP 10 PODCAST!!! Available wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria

AVAILABLE NOW!!! In ‘A Podcast Of Our Ilk’ we discuss the first weddings of #MAFSUK! Check out our Apple & Spotify TOP 10 PODCAST!!! Available wherever you get your podcasts or just follow the link 👉 linktr.ee/MAFShysteria