I like to think I got nice problems cos I ain't starving I ain't dyin and I'm not hooked on drugs so my problems are alright ig

I quite like the phrase wibbly wobbly

Does anyone else have an aunt or is that just me

george bush gardens or something like that

turns out george bush didnt do a good job on making his park that was mid and half the animals looked sad especially the penguins

Which mf sat there in heavy rain and thought oh yeah this is so much like if there were pets falling from the sky and pelting people

The people who put handles on the push side of the door deserve some form of punishment

Why does lettuce not taste as leafy as cabbage

Who the hell seasoned the ocean with salt and not pepper the flavours really aren't well balanced

Whichever doctors get kept away by apples surely are employed by samsung

Just sayin right when you pick up a 5p coin off the floor and it takes you 3 seconds you are earning 60 quid an hour

Everything anyone's ever smelled smells a bit like nose

When butterflies feel attracted to someone do they get humans in their stomach

I forgot I had this icl