Why does the start of that one Fleetwood Mac song sound like a Bladee track. You know the one

the big show 20” x 24” acrylic on canvas

A pair of beers that fit just right

That thing people do where they come up after your set and explain to you what your music sounds like. How about you just give me $10 instead boss. Glad you had fun. Tx

I will name my first daughter Ikea Cookout

Life is all about ignoring as much stuff as possible

“Provisions”

The language of indie rock on social media disturbs me. “Ultimate sweetheart” and “absolute cutie,” etc. Doesn’t anyone get to be a badass anymore? What happened to going hard

Tacos are almost as epic as bacon

New Horse Jumper has appeared it goes harder than previously understood time to lock tf in you freaks

Thing about me is I’m like Sharon Stone’s ex from Casino except I’m cool. I am chill af and don’t do all that. Nice

Thing about me is I plank daily *and* I understand why they build the new apartments w the bad walls and electrical

You may know how to navigate the sycophantic dynamics of indie rock, but have you taken the moral lessons of Dragon Ball Z to heart??

Have you ever read the Great Gatsby? It’s really good

I haven’t been excited for an album to come out in I don’t know how long but I’ll be damned if I am not excited for this Good Trauma record. One of the greatest live shows I’ve seen in this diseased little town.

The Clarence Boys Are No Longer Allowed In My Store On Account Of Them Detonating That Squirrel In The Bathroom. They Are Good Kids Though. Tx.

Insane to me that there are people who 1. Do not live in North Carolina and 2. Do not want to live in North Carolina. What the fuck is that

I am so scared of whatever mental illness you get from becoming famous after being part of a cool scene in nyc

6 tallboys deep listening to Nilüfer on the porch. Again. Is it like the name is too hard for y’all to say or what

God how I love Pearl Jam