I'm getting married next month. It's a small party and a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gifts, just bring someone who will marry me.

Life is like a shoe 👞, u can't drink a cow because an earth is like a carrot🥕.

No matter how royal u think she is, the real her is in her phone. Open it and let the living water flow down your eyes.

Situation at old Trafford right now 😹😂 #ManuLiverpool

Reduce your pride, people can live without you 👌.

There are some wounds that apologies can never heal ⚠

Everyone will marry a prostitute. Just pray to God and ask him not to make yours popular.

Below the age of 25, a girl be busy looking for Mr right. but later she realizes that it's only Mr available she has to move on with. It's hurting that even Mr available will have already moved on.

The wise shall not chase what is not there for them, but rather settle with what's available.

Do u still remember global coaches' monopoly ? have u so far seen Tausi coaches' impact ? That's what we call supremacy.

The most peaceful feeling is wen u look at someone u used to love and feel nothing😂

Name:Nayamba Elly. Tribe: Munyankore Age: 24 Football Club: Chelsea. Current location: Mbarara, Uganda. Marital status: Unmarried. User name: Uncle Elly💥💝. Hobbies: Watching & playingfootball, movies, And you?

Yes it's a Friday that gives a light of a weekend. Konkaa; Oinemu ? Heine owoyine ? Mbwenu noza kushemerererwa nkahi ekiro eki ?

Bro, use her to the maximum so that u don't feel like loosing anything when she leaves for another dude. I repeat, have sex with her everytime u meet and every way u feel like.

and if one day u came thru for me when i needed your help, u are free to wake me up even of its 3am when u need my help too.

Sometimes disrespect gets TOO loud. when should we call it ENOUGH ? Only the marrieds should advise on this.

A kiss can remove anger. but if it's too much, it can remove clothes also.

Who took yo virginity ?

if u ever find your self thirsty and hungry of God, just count your self blessed, because that's a sign to show that God is calling you to participate in some spiritual matters that determine destinies of men in the natural. Amos 3:7 relates🙏

Nothing good like loosing a bicycle and win a mark X.