Mate stayed with me. The neighbour’s cat has learned that he can set off my Ring Doorbell and he’ll be let in.

I was in the bedroom, heard the doorbell go and my mate yelled up to me ‘THERE’S A CAT WITH A BLUE TIE AT THE DOOR, SHALL I LET HIM IN!?’

This. Always this. 🥹

If Britney Spears needs a conservatorship, I’ve got a laundry list of male celebrities who need them even more. But weirdly no one ever says male celebrities need to be put in conservatorships. I wonder why

There live in the area of east Rafah more than 200,000 people. All these people are ordered to evacuate now.
In that same area is one of Rafah’s three hospitals.
Also, the Rafah border crossing and the path which aid trucks use to enter the strip is there.
It’s nightmarish to…

Centrists need to stop hand-wringing over language, rhetoric and “nuance”. There is nothing nuanced about 1.5m people being kettled into a tiny space on the verge of being obliterated. Most are children. We’re set to witness slaughter on an unimaginable scale.

Forget Zadie Smith. All eyes on Rafah.

Shout out to all London mates: I'm doing an event Foyles Bookshop on Charing Cross Road next week, Wednesday May 8th, come and join us, Nikita Gill Nikita and I in conversation, sharing books and poetry in Foyles! What a treat! Gonna be a lovely gig Xx

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.Jennifer Saint UPDATES ONLY has a lot of lovely Waterstones events coming up from 21st May for #Hera joined by some fabulous authors Elodie Harper Nikita Gill Susan Stokes-Chapman  Claire North Rosie Garland Bea Fitzgerald Lucy Holland Are you joining us? waterstones.com/events/search/…

Sneak peaks are landing 👀 The Wickedest is coming…

Epigraph to Orwell's Roses, because it's such a brilliant reminder that warnings are not prophesies of doom: their premise is that we are deciding the future with what we do or fail to do in the present. That we have choices.

but if we resist, they kill us.