I tell my boss daily I should be able to work from home bc I am not busy all day, she says no. I tell her today I might come in early to work to make up the hrs I missed w/Connor being sick & she responds yeah but is there even stuff to do? 😑 Literally no but idw use my PTO 😫🤣

What an actual joke. He shouldn’t be signed to any team. Ever.

And that’s on period.

On the Love is Blind reunion Colleen looks likes she wants to throw up when they mention the Cole thing. I feel like she has such bad PTSD from Matt already. He is controlling and mentally/emotionally abusive.

I have never laughed so hard at a thread and the tweets following.

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I am well aware of the ramifications of me being my real authentic self 🙃

I can’t fucking wait to sleep in tomorrow

Connor had me up all night with his pitiful little cough and his congestion 🥴 My poor guy, but also I should have slept on the couch.

I have spent entirely too much on Christmas for my family this year. But YOLO or whatever 🫠🫠

I put in my notice at my current position, which dominoes to me also quitting the position I was covering intermittently. My last day is nxt Thurs & I was notified today that they’re not be replacing either position. Both are just getting absorbed the downsizing evrywhere is wild

I haven’t drank in 6 days. Yeah I understand how that sounds.. but uh is my body a temple yet or?

If you’ve never met me - please do not add me on Snapchat if one of my friends mentions me in their story. It’s weird and I can’t tell who any of these people are with screen name like user names and Bitmojis 🤷🏻‍♀️

New work alarms set. DND fully engaged. Logging out of all socials except Snapchat commencing in 3..2..1.. ✌🏻

Y’all can’t tell me shit. B manufactures and sells narcotics.

Wow three months was not long enough. Going back to logging out of everything.

Today is the first time I have ever worked on my birthday. I didn’t take it off bc I said for what I’m 32 and it’s on a Monday. And the. My alarm went off this morning and I’ve never regretted something more in my life.

Literally leave it alone. Stop digging shit up.

Ariana grande meeting that man’s wife and holding their baby etc while having an affair with him. You’d have to institutionalize me

I see Twitter still be poppin’ off. Lmfao yall are WILD.